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Show OH. TO WINTER IN MERRY OLD ENGLAND In England where the nights got very cold, Grandma and Grandpa solved it, we are told, With a hot-water-bottle. One would do, Divided, you could say, between the two. On Grandpa's side, it became Theda Bara, Anita Naldi, or that red-head, Clara-- Oh, Grandpa thought it quite a pleasant dish To keep his tootsies warm with Lillian Gish! Grandma just sorta smiled and went along Until one night he put the olug in wrong. "You'd better come and get him," Grandma said; "I think that Tyrone Power has wet the bed." |