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Show Old Bessie kicked and bellowed When they bit her on the rear, And poor old Jack was yellin' "Damn it, git away from here!" Then old Jack found out real soon That he'd run out of luck, 'Cause Bessie started hoppin' Then she started in to buck. Well, she bucked into the backyard Of sweet, old Lilly Rose, And would you guess that Lilly Had just hung a batch of clothes! Old Bessie caught the clothes line And it tangled in her feet, And clear across the back yard Was a batch of Lilly's sheets. Then Bessie rammed the hen house And hens flew everywhere As Lilly Rose came runnin' And pullin' at her hair. Then Bessie hit the hog pen And that ended old Jack's ride, 'Cause Bessie tossed him in the air And on the other side. Jack moaned and groaned and rolled, And shook the drippings from his bibs As two old sows with beady eyes Was rootin' at his ribs. Now boys, I've told some stories But this time I ain't lyin'. Jack was sittin' in the hog pen And he was actually cryin'! Floydjensen 92 Cowboy Poetry From Utah |