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Show 59, Jeffries, Islamorada "Mr. Garden, can you handle two lots?" Or from table seven, the host so emphatic, "Trailer parks are not hobo camps." And where he'd managed to split a couple, one maneuvered, "Mr. ah, Pigeon, let me ask you do you love your wife?" "Sure but - " "Now Pidge look at her, tell me, do you think she wants the two of you to have this Florida homesite?" "But forty dollars a month. . ." "Is one dollar a day too much to put aside for your future?" "Gimme a hold on lot #685 at Manatee!" a salesman yelled out, as if the people were standing in line for his cul-de-sac. "I'd have to ask my attorney," a customer resisted. "Does your lawyer own Florida land?" "Just not tonight. I'd have to think it over." "Let me ask you, Mrs. Pigeon, when Pidge here asked you to marry him, did you say yes right away or did you two sleep on it. Heh-heh." "Gee, well, uh, tonight? I don't think I can handle the ten percent down." "If I can get it for you at five, will you take it?" |