School of Medicine Yearbook - 1949

Annual record of the activities of the graduating class of the University of Utah School of Medicine.

UNIVERSITY UTAH of CO,LLEGE of MEDICINE SENIOR CLASS BAlfQUET June 13, 1949 MASTER of CERmONIES Ronald w. King GUESTS of HONOR Dr. A. Ray Olpin Dr. Richard H. Young Dr. Robert H. Alway Dr. Glen R. Leymaster Dr. M. M. Wintrobe Dr. c. Hardin Branch Mrs. Florence Strong "The Class of' 49 11 THREE YEARS AGO The Class of '49 assembled. You walked eagerly into the Histo. Lab. to await "The Word." You looked over the other guy with a somewhat jaundiced eye and each tried to evaluate his competition. To the casual observer (who could be casual) there was but one comment, "My God t What are these old men doing in school?" And then another look -- army uniforms, parts of and complete; a couple of gold and silver leafs; a fashion plate tied on top with a Windsor knot; that casual dress from Yale (or was it Harvard); and many pairs of pre-war alacks stretched tightly over post-war protuberances. The Guardian Angel who hovers over Medical Students (ours got lost the first day) looking down, saw high foreheads, and occasional crew-out, and here and there, round, pink "billiard balls" trimmed with fuzz. A new class and a new Dean and many new experiences to come -- this was the beginning. From Dr. Young at this first meeting came what •Ras unofficially proclaimed to be the class motto, "ILLIGITIMUS NON CARBORUNDUM (English translation---"Don't let the bastards wear you down"). Throughout "the grind" this motto was repeated--at least a part of it. Ah, but the new experiences. The first day in Anatomy, marching to the lab. with learing Sophomores lining the hall and singing the traditional song, and that moment you realized that YOU WERE A MEDICAL STUDENT .. - the first view of the CADAVERS. A lump was in e~ery throat -- with some it was pure emotion, with others it was the breakfast bolus making a hasty return. This was the introduction and a busy nine months followed -- Anatomy, Histology, Physiology, Bio-Chemistry, Neurology -- what a time. There was that technicolor practical in Histo. And the day a single member of the class blushingly gave forth with a verbal (strictly textbook) picture of the female genitalia. Acid-Base Balance -- Hasting's - Shook diagram -- the physiology experiments---the professor crossing the class room 119 times in one hour and ending up with his elongated self entwined around the desk. Carbohydrate metabolism with Grouoho Marx peering over his spectacles -- carrying wellcovered gallon jugs up the back stairs to the fourth floor -- through puberty again with testosterone -- grasping for unfinished sentences which might have contained a "pearl", making three tracks learning the cortico-spinal tractFINALS -- and then the realization---"I'm a Sophomore tt" Early reports led one to believe the first two quarters of the second year consisted of Pharmacology with the remaining free time split between Bacteriology and Pathology. One professor Firmly believed and proved the validity of this report. By mid-term two other professors started to out-do him and so the battle raged with "Little John Student" trying to live by the three "G's~ (Goodman, Gilman, and God), keep from getting under the Gunn, and look at a gram negative intracellular diplococcus without thinking about that blonde he saw on second South. And then autopsies. Eager students would stand at the prosecutors elbow and gush forth with pearls from Moore and Boyd. Then Dr. c. brought forth a gush which cut autopsy attendance to zero. Unknowns in Bacteriology -- orals on gross specimens in Path. -- and then the FINALE of the second quarter. The worn-out serfs who had slaved, burnt their foreheads, killed rabbits, iontophoresed, and spent wearing hours on the 2nd floor came forth to pay homage and entertain King Louie and his henchmen. These mad meetings were opened with prayer, piano, and passing out candy. \ "funny" would be dropped; the King would roar, Dibenamine Nick wo~ld frown, ind Big George would chuckle good-naturedly. These days were soon replaced with such classes as Physical Diagnosis--imagine, real live patients. Stethescopes appeared, chests were thumped constantly and the wonders of S.L.G.H. were shown •• And then the introduction to the clinical departments and the faculty. A mad quarter with lectures galore, loads of books to read, and the ever present aroma of alvine discharges. l'wice a week, back to the campus to learn of clinical Lab. work with its thrills (?) and horrors -- staring into a microscope and having a crab louse glare back is not a pleasant experience. All this was terminated with a never-to-be forgotten TEST WEEK. A JUNIOR -- and now to the wards. Medicine with it's rounds and Grand Rounds -- presenting to Dr. w. -- it took a year to get him in focus -- your first impression was a piercing pair of eyes (outlined by horned rims) riding above a bow-tie which sat precariously on the v-neck of a vest flanked by floating axillas -- each with a thumb hooked in place. And remember on Ob. that time you saw Gloomy Gus smile (or weren't you there either), Dr. A. lectured and he was going so high you wanted to stand and sing "Up We Go Into the i/ide Blue Yonder". Surgery with those early morning scrubs -- only the patient's relatives were farther from the field than you. And Pre-natal Clinic and it's battle cry "Not reached at 12.5," Gyn. and the AD LIBIDO STATE, night calls,· presenting in clinic, orals, Radiology, Anesthesiology, and the problem of 1iverting the atreams of 30,000 skiers, Another year gone by •• And now you're a SENIOR. At the hospital your social position parallels that of a house orderly. Occasionally a nurse slips and calls you "Doctor". But the life of Senior is wonderful, O.P.D., Extern on the wards, to Ogden, to the Vets, and a whole week on Public Health. Oh joy, life is so sweeeet. But bitching is still heard in the corridors (and always will be as long as Medical Students exist). This is soon replaced by talk of internships and finally that's settled. Back to "hard" work in the clinics. You learn not to whistle when you hear a hot psychiatric history. You're "Doctor" to the patient and you accept this role willingly -- wearing that professional look until an aid sticks her head in the door and shouts, "Aren't you kids through yet?" And so goes the senior year -- Finals are over and now it's time to graduate, to get that M.D. and take off for that internship. Now you've got time to think about the past THREE YEARS. You've had lots of fun and you feel you've obtained an excellent Medical education from the MU". The associations with the other boys in the class have been something you wouldn't trade and you'll miss the good times you had together, those noon time bull-sessions, and the end-of-the quarter parties. The past THREE YEARS have been good ones. Today a reminising Medical Studenttomorrow an "M.D." ready to start out again on that never-ending search for the new knowledge which will better the practice of Medicine. LEO "J.C." BERHSTEIN •••Haila from Atlantic City,,Bew Jeraey••• Let us lca01r it was "DOCTOR B."(~y way of a Ph. D. in Bacteriology) at an early date ••• Has consistently been late tor class, clinics, and tests ••• There are two or three of the faculty members he hasn't corrected ••• Often is heard to say above the silence of an exam---"Th-this question 1• ambiguous" ••• Is married with two exemptions •••Will intern at Salt General Hospital on the Medical Service. JACK "SLEEPY" BOGGESS ••• Admits Union, Utah, U.S.A. is his home(Union will not admit him) ••• Beat Leo to olaas three times in three years ••• Slept thro Pathology behind dark glasses ••• Demonstrated his ~hysioal prowess by balancing 16 gal. keg on one shoulder{af'ter haTing drank halt ot it) ••• Owns the only set of Ortho rings in the olass •• started ~ single, but took on a ball and chain in September, 1948 Has no exemotions??? ••• A Phi Rho Sigma •••Will intern at the San Diego County Hospital. JOHN "JOCK" CALLISTER ••• a local boy••• Aprars younger th~ his stated age ••• Decided the easies way to get thrc Medical School was to marry the secretary ••• Corrects the pronunciation of his name frequently ••• Took his baby to take "Smilin' Ed's" Cancer Test(Jock, Jr. didn't like it "either) ••• A Phi Beta Pi ••• Wil~ intern At the L.D.s. Hospital ••• Mastered an ulcer am Medicine ~00 in the same iluarter. TAYLORnFAT Boyn CARR •.• Migrated from Ogden to Salt Lake City ••• Graduated from Idaho So. in Pharmacy and then became Parke Davis' GIFT-OF-GAB man ••• Brought out a new model CARR almost svery year •• Grent moment in Medicine---his diagnosis.of Mumps made from the wrong protocol in Peds Clinic •• Favorite and oft-heard saying---ni read somewhere that---n ••• Has'four(4) exemptions ••• A Phi Rho Sigma ••• Will charter a bus and move the family to Michigan for an internship at Detroit Receiving Hospital. SHELLY CHOU ••. Came to Zion from Hangchow, China for his Junior and Senior years at the "U" ••• Shows individuality by using Sol.man's Ph~rm Textbook ••• Always looking for Mosier ••• Eats ham three times a day if possible •••• Will change a diagnosis of Weil's Disease anytime •••• Earns his ham interning at St. Mark's Hospital ••. Will intern at the Presbyterian Hospital in Detroit. FRANK nBLADDER HF,AD" CROWE ••• Hails from Boise, Idaho ••.• Since entering Medical School, misses the freedom he enjoyed as a Jap prisoner ••• Misses Alopeeia Totalis by a hair •. Is the second baldest man in the class ••• Famous statement-"Force fluids to 3000 ce.--WhoopsJ ••• Is going to give up the practice of Medicine for Dermatology ••• Is a Phi Beta pj Has two exemptions •••Will intern at Ancker Hospital in st. Paul, Minnesota. PAUL "THE PIPE" EGGERTSC'N ... Home is down Springville way, .. Transfered from Colorado University for his Senior year(SUCKER) ... Plans to go into Psychiatry ... Has one exemption ... Will don the khaki for an Army internship at Madigan General Hospital in Tacoma, Washington, WALTER II JOY BOY" FALLON ... Local boy ... Folllld out that teaching Physiology at Northwestern didn't rate a passing grade at Utah ..• Ipana and Fallon responsible for the smile of beauty ... Did not let Medical School interfere with his private practice ... His bid to fame was presentation of a case at GRAND ROUNDS in three and one-half minutes---without breathing ... Is a Phi Beta Pi ... One exemption ...Will intern for the Navy at Tripler Hospital in Hawaii. JANE 11 JANIE 11 FOWLER ... Home is in Detroit, Michigan ... Transfered from Michigan 11 U11 for the last two years in Zion •.• Claims she won 1t make this mistake again ... "Have you palpated my floating kidney?" ••• Has a steady driver •. Goes to Milford every week to see her horse and/or husb~nd ... Will return to her native state to intern at Grace Hospital. .. THOMAS "PAT" HAYES ••• Hails from Missoula, :Montana •• Received a Ph.D. in Bacteriology prior to entering the "U" •••• waa Sophmore Class president •••• Spinner of great yarns ••• The embarassing moment---"We don't smoke on Gyn." •• Recently develor,ed an "aching-back syndrome" ••• Is exposi~g his psychiatric pattern by pursuing Patholo"•••Has one exe:mption •.•• Is a Phi Beta Pi •••• Will intern at the U.S. Marine Hosoital in Chicago. Illinois. f t LLOYD "BONES" HICKEN •.• a local produot •••W&s seen twioe in the last year when he was not studying; then he was doing lab work ••• LiTita in Stadium Village and the •un Medical Libracy •••• Indebted to Nash eo •.. Says Tori and Lyman want to borrow his oar---it must be that folding bed feature ••• Exemptiona number two •••Will drift in the "Sleeper" to San Francisco for an Army internship at the Letterman General Hospital. MARK "BISHOP" JENSON •.• Home is Salt Le.lee City•• • Tried to electrocute the Pharm Prof •••• Frequent quotation---"lfe''ft bsen taught--" ••• Excerpt from chart--"I am now using Psycho therapy." ••• Makes spot diagnoses •.• Has four loves Anatomy. Anesthesiology. Obstetrics. and exotic diagnoses •• Stadium Village orivate practitioner •••• A Phi Rho Sigma ••• The .Array will ship his new Ford to Honolulu. Ha~nii where he will intern at Tripler Hospital. RON 11 SURE, I 1VE BREN ON A MIS0Im 11 KING ... Hails from local parts ... Famous words, "That rel'ri.nds me of a storyu ....• Dealt a low blow with a deck of marked cards ... Kids with everyone, P.Ven J.T .... Poured out a few yarns at the Log Cabin---poured into bed later by Smith ..• I.earned the significance of bone marrow study the hare: way .•• Is the s~mior class President ... Has two exemptions ( If our calculations are correct) ... Is a Phi Rho Sigma ... Deserts the Navy for an Anny internship at Fitzsi'llJllons in Denver, Colorado. ANDREW 11 FAT BOY" LlTTEIER ... Salt Lake boy ... Flew for the Navy before this wild flight through Medical School .... Had a Queen(Engineer) for a day during his Freshman year ..• Hat es to be called "Zoomey" ... "How do you spell that name?" Recently blown into approaching fatherhood ... A Phi Rho Siema ..• Will remain local to intern at St. Ma~ks Hospital.:••• Song dedication-- "Rolly Polly" ••• • Known as "Fee"• but since the last three years have broadened him, we changed the name. l-1ELVIM 11 THE DELTA FLllSH" !IMAN ••• Hails from that place known as ~lta •.. Raises Alfalfa and makes Hay ... Still amazed by the chastity report ... Demonstrated the fire in firewater ... Has a passion for orange pop and nurses ... Single ... No exemptions to speak of ... Owns a much read copy of the Kinsey Report ..• Softba.11 pitcher of renown ... Is a Phi Rho Sigma ••. To stay in Zion for an internship at the L.D.S. 'fospital. ,JUNIUS "1'UC11 i-:C CrnLLI\.N, .. From Logan,. ,Was a Lt. Col. the day he registere d for ~,'.edical Sc'lool. .. Junior class prexy .. Straightened out the Vets. i,dministratj.on on a number of points ... 11.cted as dri ve r for the boys at The Ogden Surgical Socie ty(only one capable) ... Believes in using nany words where one would suffice in presenting cases and reports.,, Has three exemptions(Crowding Carr), .. A Phi Rho Sigma,,,Will travel to Ann Arbor, 1''.ichigan for an internship at the University Hospital. .. TEio TIME WE GET T1 'E !AST WORD,FOR ONCE. ELLEN 11 SOUTl-!ERN COMFORT 11 MC DEVITT .. , Hails from Mississippi (What I s the name of that town?) and New York •. , Was Wright I s right-hand girl.. ,Fought a battle with a "talking ulcer" the unc onventional way with Bourbon,.,Utah 1 s Ambassador to New Foundland,,,Now lives alone and likes it.,, Wants to continue pulling legs and varicosities,.,Will intern at Meadowbrook Hospital in Long Island, New York. REED "EOSINOPHILIA. 11 MERRILL .. ,No questions PLEASEt 1,., Married a dietician and shows it ... Broke the monotony of Medical School with trips to the Middle Fork of the Salmon for Steelheads ... Points out that U,S,P, HCl is ten per cent, Exemptions equal none( 11 Darn those frogs 11 ) •• ,Won his wife in a love game(tennis), .• A great charmer of Rattlesnakes ... "How do you use Estrogens for contraceptive purposes?" •• ,An authority on H. Influenza,,,Army is moving him to Battlecreek, 1''.ichigan to intern at Percy Jones General Hospital. JACK "THE IDAHO POTATO" MOSIBR •.• A boy from Boise, Idaho Transfered from Hahneman---SUCKER!! •• Of't heard words, "Have you seen Shelly around?" ••• Tillie's dream boy •• Got a "B" and a nurse out of Medicine ••• Made it to Surgery O.P.D. once in a qu!U"ter •••• Is the honeymoon o~er or did you just come out to eat •••• Exemptions??(Winchell doesn't lcnow) ••• rs a Phi Rho Sigma ••• Will take his new bride to Indianapolis and intern at the Indianapolis General Hospital. STAN "SILENT" NEFF ••• salt J,ake City is his home •••• Found out about Purple Passion Punch the hard way ••• Life's moat embarassing moment(GR.'\ND ROUNDS) "WHAT!l No Chart??"••• Interned on Peds •••Works on a surveyin~ crew in his free time ••• Wore the blue of the Navy before achool •••• Never misses a noon trip to the Ioe Cream Pa.rlor •• No exemptions yet ••• A Fhi Rho Sigma ••• The Sacred Heart Hospital in Spokane, Washington got his signature for internship. R6S60B "HI YA" ' NELSON ••• Logan product ••• Doean 't like to be ca.l.led Nielsen ••• Dog Surgery high-light----Removed a lddney calling it a gall bladder •••would fly than attend classes and does when not interning ••• Spent Christmas on Obs~etrics and worked in the Emergency Room on New Year's En ••. . Likes to dresa warmly when chasing the deer over the mountaina ••• rrailing Carr by one exemption ••• A Phi Beta Pi •••Will motor west to the Highland Alemeda County Hospital in Oakland, California to intern. GORDON 11 LIPPY 11 NIEI.SON ..• A.n Arizona boy ..•Made among other things Lt.Col. while in school ..• It is always happening to his friend---so the stories go ... Has been told he has "cute little feet" .•. Is a photog fiend and operator for all motion pictures ... Gentleman farmer every SU'T!l!ler ••• Two exemptions ... .-Ji 1 1 take a break in rank in order to accept an Army interns hip. ¥.ARION 11 PETE 11 PETIB.SC1N•.. From U.S.A. 1 s last out post Mesa, Arizona •.. Was a bruiser for California•s football team before ~iedical School. •• Traded a roommate for a wife while in school. .• Has a detennined look when presenting a case in Clinic ... Why the J!ickup? "Truck that is? 11 ••• Does special nursing •.• Has one exemption ... A Phi Rho Sigpia ... Will remain true to the Navy by interning at U.S. Naval 1-lospital in Oakla nd, California. ,UAN 11 GORDIE 11 PORTER ... Home is Logan •••:M arried while in '1-iedical School; 11 disc 11 symptons prior to marriage .•• Frequently carries pillow-padding for Pilonidaj: treatment ••• Originator of the slang expression "Portering Off 11 ••• Gave up pinball machines for special nursing as a means of supr,ort ....Clains to shoot a good game of golf ••• Canes to the eight o 1 clock occasionally(twice) ... Spent many ansious hours awaiting Pooh's delivery ..• Will trade Pooh in on one exemption now due ..• Is a Phi Beta Ri .•• Internship will take him to San Bernadino County Hospital, San Bernadino, California. DAS IL "HORN-BLOWING" S!UTH •.. Pru-k City is the hometown Has blown his own horn through Medical School •• Question of the week--"What•s Mesantoin?" ••• Shaved ofB his little mustache, but still keeps a stiff upper lip •• Freauent visitor of Jerry's Oym ••• Has a delayed action l~ugh-----HAIIttl ••• Two exemptions ••• A Phi Rho Sigma ••• The Army will pay for his services at the Madigan General Hosoital in Tacoma, Washin~on •••• HAVE WE FORGOTTEN ANYTHING??? ... MA.YO "STRIDOR" SMITH •••• Burley, Idaho's pride and joy•••• ~liminated week-end trips to Provo by marrying the girl •• '!'ihat does succulent mean?? ••• A Hennoch's Purnura specialist ••• Heard coming from Dr. J. A. Anderson's office--"Let us discuss EDEMA" ••• Greatest joy in lite appears to be taking exams in Obstetrics •.• Has one exemution ••• Is a Phi Rho Sigma •••• Going to the ooccidioidomycotic area ot Stockton, California to intern in the San Joaquin General Hospital. { CHARLES "COLE" SORENSON ••• Another Loganite •• Oldest man in the olass ••• Lt. Col. prior to school and frequently refights the "Battle of the Bulge" ••• You can't cover that A lopecia ••• studies all the time; freauently bites book instead of the sandwich ••• Walks with a list because of that heavy briefcase ••• Now knows what a speculum is for •• "Is my lipemia showing?" ••• Is a member of Phi Beta Pi Rejoins the Army to intern at Madigan General Hospital in Tacoma, Washington •••• Has two exemptions. FRED 11 J/\lJNDICED 11 SPIN DIER ... Brigham City offspring ••• Fight fan and amateur boxer--talks a good fight .•.Marine flyer-STILL ... Doesn•t know there are other makes of cars but Fords Sixty-four dollar ~uestion, 11 Say, aren't you Jaundiced???" •• "Cut your D--- fingernails before you do that aaa,inJ" . .. Puts up his own lunch ... Two exemptjons ... A Phi Rho Sigma •.. Will desert the Marines for an internship in U.S. Naval Hospital at Oakland, California. JOE 11 SLICE EJl11 STOBBE .. ,Resides locally., .Loves to argue on any point .. ,Called the genial golfer .. ,Shudders at the mention of the word "Pediatrics",,, .Has finally taken to coKes; does not swear as yet ... Uses the L.D.S, Hospital's library for examination cramming, .. Has been seen on the tennis courts on occasions for relaxation(not from studies however, but ftom the golf game) •.. Has two exemptions .. , Ia a member of Phi Beta Pi .. ,Will wear the Navy blue and white for interns •:ip at the U.S. Naval Hospital in Qakland, California. PAUL 11 CURLY 11 STRINGAAM .. ,Comes from Vernal. . . Baldest man in the class .. ,Has never had a hair-raising experience., ,Spent several busy afternoons in the C.I. prior to the Nuptials .. Married while in school and gained fifteen pounds in the following two we eks ... Was sober control for the beer experiment but got looped on Amphetamine .. ,What happened at St. Benedict•s---three nurses asked, "Where is Dr, Stringhan Was Phi Beta Pi President,,.One exemption ... Will stop by and check the oil flow at home and then go to St. Joseph's Hospital in Marshfield, Wisconsin for an internship. CIARENCE 11 CLANCY" VAN HORN .•. Hails from Long, Beach,California ... It rained the day of our Canyon Party •.. Met his girl in a Photo lab. and after a short exposure a romance developed ... Euphoria personjfied ..• Drives(?) like he is're hearsing for an accident ... Doesn 1 t belive in attending class too regularly .•• "Don't turn that page, I haven't finished copying what notes you have taken. 11 • • • A Phi Rho Sigma ... One exemptjon corning up ... Jan Joaquin General Hospital in French Camp, California will board him during his internship .. HOMER "DIE HARD" WASNr;R ... Salt lake City.is home ... Feels that Bacteriology is an unnecessarv evil ..• Jtarted out with ,3urgery in mind and now we call h:iJn "Tinsley. 11 ••• Earried after freshman year ... Has been seen drinking cokes before eight o'clock clinics ..• Local Ford representative ... "Anything, in orrler to review my Obstetric notes(even if the rest of the class has to take an examination). 11 ••• "Do you want to join J11Y Pyramid Club?" •.. Shocked by a certain radio program ... I{as one exemption and mr:,ber two will soon put in an appearance .. •'' Phi Rho Si@"la ..• Will go South to Dallas, Teaca to int ern at Pakkland Hospital. BOB 11 YGU KNOW ·,IP.AT' .':3 ON MY MIND" ',vA.RNE.R •.• From tr'is locality ... Class fireball-UJ!ughes said it'! ..• Prepares all reagents from Benedict's solution to PURPLE P,dSIC'H PUNCH ... 11 0tt 11 to succeed in life ... "Write missing rea[;ents here. 1' . Table waits his way t hrough Medical .S chool for the .,lta Club ... Favorite expression--"Let's make Merryl ! " ... Is the Chairman of the Senior Class Committee ... Hemark heard in the O.P.D. hallway--"IT" makes me q_ui•:er and shake all over. 11 ••• Loves to joke with tr.e ?-'edical School's SecrPtary. (who said he was jol-:ing) ... Was one of trK~ orgo.nizer 1 s and first president of the Phi Rho Sigm;:,. ... One exemption ... Will travel East to Grace and his internship at Strong Memorial Hospital, Rochester, New York. WILLIS "TIMBER" TAilOR ••• Sent south from Ca.nada ••• was the Freshman Class president •.•• Will not d~scend to the level of his cla.ss:mates ••• ti.eked up his wife on Medicine 3(with the help of his buddies) ••• Thought of the Week--"Let's have a Student Cafeteria?" ••• Reoording from :Medicine 3 1 "Outside Plea.se ••• •>t,ff,11 /#>t,fl,U" ••• "Good Sunday to you" ••••Will sooon have one exemption •••• A Phi Rho Sigma. •••• The Army requires that he renort to Fitzahamons General Hospital for his internship. JESSELINE "JAY" THOMA.S ••• Traveled West from Iowa ••• "We are the Wans from Norfolk"••••"Which one has the ToniT" Was a frequent target of King's jokes(Not too well appreciated) ••• Topped the class scholastically for three years •••• spent one quarter doing research in Pharmacology •• Interned on Obstetrics B.nd Oynecology ••• No exemptions. Will remain in Salt Lake for an internship a.t the &alt Lake General Hospital. JOE "KINSEY" TORI ••• Invaded the West from Philadelphia ••• Quotes Kinsey frequently and adds case histories ••. Tillie 1s first love(Crazy Joe) ••• Has been mistaken for a famous Hematologist •••• Ia alias Tortoreto; there must be an interestin~ story behind the reason for the new name ••• Dron a oar(?) twice to Philly and back •••• Is that hair naturally cuiley or is it the influence of your hair-dressing girl friend? •••• A ~ Rho Sigma •••Will intern at the Los Angeles County Hospital in L.A. JOHN. "SPASTIC" WEIL .•. From New York ... B.A. from Yale, M.A. from Harvard{traitor) ..• Has forsaken Psychiatry for Pediatrics ... Coming fran Dr. Holmstrom's office during oral exams"You take your AA~A*AH- her uterus. 11 • • • Thinks everyone and everything should be called "Roger, 11 including his car .... Single but willing and interested ... 11 Hi ya kic1s, here I am." National Board exams coming up ..• A Phi Rho Sie'1!1a ..• No exemptions(the truth) ... Will be returned East to help out at the University of Syracuse Hospital in Syracuse, New York. GllN 11 N0ISY" WILSON ... Provo exmate .. . Reads the current literature at the rate of two articles per night ... "What would ycu guess his hematocrit to· be?" ... He disCoVf,red that Pharmacology can change considerabley in a year or two ... He must have been a good boy as we can't uncover any skeletons for t his message ... iie is a Phi Rho Sigma ... Has two exemnt i ons to claim ... His internship has been contracted for with the U.S. Nav~l Hospital in Oakland, California •. WILL 11 FIVE by FIVE 11 WORLEY ... Lives b Salt Lake City and likes it ... "Today I am going to start on a diet." ... Psychiatry Clinic proved to be the source of his depression ..• Became an expert on Coccidioidomycotic J,!eningitis ... Has had an occasion to brushup on a little Medicine ... Showed the effect of Theelin by therapeutic trial ... Takes a little extra Obstetrics at a local hospital. .. Consultant for a prominent Salt Lake Allergist .•• A Phi Beta Pi .. ;One exemption .•. Iikes what the St. Marks Hospital has to offer it's interns. CHARLES "VARD" ZABRISKIE ..• Originally from Ogden but Salt Lake is now called home •.• Has been known to exert himself and go to class occasionally in the past year ... Learned how to give open drop ether by Scott Smith's rnethod(the hard way) ... "What ha!Jpened to the deli very service at St. Benedict I s Hospital?'' ..• Interned on Medicine two •.• Wants to get down to dming the re~l thing instead of so much of this incidental training .. •Worked on the Tribune Picture Puzzles instead of O.P.D .... A Phi Beta Pi .•• Has one exemption .. ,Navy blue and wbite beckons him to U.S. Naval Pospital in Oakland, California. THE MEDICAL STUDENT'S WIVES Through the past years a club made up of Medical Student's Wives has been functioning. This organization allows the wives to provide their own entertainment in the form of meetings, lectures, and hen sessions. It also serves as source of information on E.D.C.•s, hubby's idiosyncrasies, and the current infant population of Staditnn Village. It also shows the "Little Women" that her Johnny is not the only one working on the wards all night. All kidding aside, this group has been of benefit to all associated with it. It has shown that the wives are as much 11 in 5(?hool 11 as their husbands. The kind support given by the Medical Student's Wife is best stated in a dedication by Dr. Robert A. Moore., 11 TO THE WIVES OF MEDICAL STUDENTS WITHOUT WHOSE FAITH THERE WOULD BE FEWER PHYSICIANS IN AMERICA. 11 COMMITTEE: Robert S. .Warner, Chairman Paul G. Stringham Stanley D. Neff Dasil C. Smith Alan S. Porter Ronald W. King ENTERTAINMENT: Taylor H. Carr