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Show Page Four M 0 "D" E L May 5th, 1924. WISE TO MEN A little crowd was gathered In the great man's studio to see his pictures before they were sent to the academy. A girl strolling 'round turned to the artist and remarked: "Strange that angels are always women, isn't it?" "Yes," gaid the artist, with a twinkle. "Sfiows artists don't know much about women, doesn't it?" "It may be so," retorted the girl quietly, "but it certainly shows that they know a lot about men."-Modern Art CUTTING AND BORING The Pest-Miss Cutch, you'd look more beautiful with earrings. Are you contemplating having your ears pierced? Miss Cutch-No! I'm having them bored. Campaign Entries. To new improvements we're inclined As candidates we bail. Instead of a dark, horse we flnd A flivver on the trail. Philo gazed upon a camel, And wondered at his humps. "Well, that's a funny place/' said he, "For mules to have the mump." Reed "My brother sure was a dumb guy." Orville "'How's that?" Reed "Why, they had to tmrn the school house to.get him out of the first grade." GARDNER BBOS SEED FEED COAI/ The Monkey Wrench Amy "What would you do for chapped lips?" Ferl "Eat lots of onions.'' Amy "Onions." Ferl "Yes, that ought to keep the chaps off your lips." Orville "How much are them plums?" Dealer "Ten cents a peck." Orville "Say, what do you think I am, a bird?" Tourist "Shall I take this road to Oak City?" Felt "It isn't necessary, they already got one there." -o- THE MEATS and GROCERIES Delta Utah SPRING IS HERE Cars Washed, Greased and Repaired at THE ROBISON GARAGE THE GOLDEN RULE STORE Delta, Ben Douglas Jenkins & Tozer MEATS GROCERIES FRUITS VEGETABLES 'Phone 2-3 BASEBALLS We've got 'em-and we Guarantee 'em for 27 innings. We are always getting new things in. Just received a beautiful assortment of dress goods, also a large variety of Shoes- We invite you to come in and see them. R. J. LAW'S J. U. BENCHER Analytic Watch Doctor and Clock Surgeon. Delta, Utah BONNEVILLE LUMBEB CO. (Home Builders.) BANK HOTEL and C AFE ROOMS and GOOD EATS. I Prices Reasonable DELTA, UTAH Dr. MILLS, 0. D. Eyesight Specialist and agent for GRAY and DORT CARS Best cars made. 30 Miles per gallon of gas. |
